Baked

A state of senselessness and irrationality, as if due to the effects of substance intoxication.

'My wife just divorced me because she caught me eating out that blonde's ass and my friend is suggesting I persuade her to remarry me by offering HER anilingus! The man's utterly baked!'

by avantgardeporn March 24, 2016

Baked potato

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.

I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!

by McBeefRod June 3, 2018

Bake and Fake

Getting a tan through any means other than using natural sun light. Usually pertaining to tanning beds and trying to pass it off as the real thing

Dude, is that a fake tan?
What? I don't go tanning
Bake and Fake

by Silent Ray February 18, 2009

baked louie

A sexual act in which you shit on your partners chest and then holds them under the covers, like a dutch oven, thus "baking" the louie in the dutch oven.

i gave my girlfriend a baked louie and she LOVED it!!!

by louietheboxer April 3, 2010

the old baked plum

Bum.

From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'

"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"

by Fruitybutt May 3, 2017

easy bake oven

When the male inserts his dick into the women’s pussy and doesn’t move.

Harry just stuck it in me like an easy bake oven

by anonymous July 30, 2022

the biscuits are baking

The baby’s are growing in my stomach
(Usually an inside joke) means to be pregnant

The biscuits are baking in the “oven”

by Don’t get _% October 18, 2019