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Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.
When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..
by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024
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German

Someone who has a $2,000 gaming mouse and can drag click 500 CPS, typically INSANE at bridging in minecraft 1.8.9, and has a bigger dick than everyone else in the world combined.
Man I'm so terrible at bridging, I wish I was German.
by 637Neon April 12, 2021
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German Secretary of Defense

Currently it is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer who you cannot take serious because she is a career horny wannabe chancellor.
In order to increase the probability to be nominated for the chancellor job she just ran for the office of the Secretary of Defense.
She does not have any military experience neither.
She is also known as “Mini Merkel” because people compare her limply incompetent politics with Merkel.
Now the Bundeswehr (German Military) is fucked up again.
1: Do you know the German Secretary of Defense?

2: Before it was Ursula von der Leyen. But van der Leyen is now Commission President of the EU.
Now the Secretary of Defense of Germany is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer.
What a difficult name, huh?
And again a limply person for an office next to Merkel.
by aPublisherFromEurope July 25, 2019
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german flag

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee

And red being the period blood
"Just had a german flag, shits painfull"(This was made in honor of a tik toker called arsenicnitrogen)
by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023
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Angry german boy

Fangirl: omg I love my angry german boy (uwu's intensifys)
by Levi Ackerman tho February 26, 2020
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German kiddo is a autist

A German person that usually tries to help by saying over there and at the end of every game if they loose , also usually a person that uses the sentence "u mom gay" and occasionally expresses his suicidal thoughts
by Dawid_9901 June 17, 2018
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Dirty German

When fucking someone from behind, stick your pointer and middle finger inside the asshole and get some shit on it. When they turn around to yell at you wipe it on their top lip so it looks like a Hitler stache
Damn dude, I sure have her the Dirty German last night
by Spencer Reinig November 26, 2021
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