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Ain’t no squirrel

Shockingly rotund. Someone’s presence that is defined by their size. (Large and in charge).
Did you see Jerry last week? He’s really let himself go, he ain’t no squirrel
by hunnytaylor November 7, 2025
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Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.
I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
by mojoroberts December 24, 2016
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Sewer squirrel

Something that should never be in your living room
I saw a pig showing my little brother how to make bombs. I have a sewer squirrel and I’m running to the police with a racing heart
by Unorthodoxy August 15, 2025
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shiny squirrel syndrome

Somebody who is easily distracted by things other than what they're supposed to be focusing on.
Stephen has shiny squirrel syndrome, he will be talking on the phone and get distracted by something happening outside and just stop talking and focus on whatbis happening outside.
by Bill&bob October 3, 2023
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Flying squirrel shot

A guy pulls his scrotum out to create a well to which liquor is poured into and a lucky person is chosen to empty the well and clean the "shot" glass
Adam has a perfectly crafted scrotum for delivering a huge flying squirrel shot
by Markyed November 13, 2019
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squirrel pissing

Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.
by That_Guy_Is_Awesome March 14, 2011
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Secret Squirrel Shot

When someone goes to the bar to order a drink but also orders a shot to take quickly and secretly. Often the person doesn't think other people notice but they do. They order the shot and take it at the bar leaving behind the shot glass evidence that the shot ever occurred.
Have you noticed Eric has been ordering a secret squirrel shot with each beer he gets at the bar?
by Alicia Center April 1, 2022
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