After Nut Pee

When a male has trouble passing urine, urinating hurts, urine is cloudy, or goes into multiple streams shortly after he ejaculates

I got some After Nut Pee on my Crocs

by Heyitsj000 April 1, 2019

Pee Red and Chunky

When you pee and it comes out red and chunky.

Dude: "Why is my pee red and chunky?"

Woman:"What are you doing in my house?!"

by My Pee is Red and Chunky May 5, 2019

Ghee Pee 5

The way retards pronounce the name for the GP-5 gas mask (its supposed to be pronounced Jee Pee five). People who dont have know English as a first language, which are the only people who do this that aren't subhuman, may also pronounce it this way.

Only a western spy could do such a thing. Real slavs pronounce it right.

A retard: "Hey guys, I bought a 'Ghee Pee 5.'"
Me: "Its pronounced 'Jee pee five'. Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R."

by Damnits August 11, 2019

Pee In Your Vagina

A male pissing in a woman's vagina for pleasure. Is not adviced. Don't do it. It's gross. Please. She'll hate you.

I will totally pee in your vagina later, gurl.

by Anonononomoos January 6, 2018

peeing like a racehorse

When u drink so much that u are peeing as fast as a racehorse

Peeing like a racehorse-I’m going to be peeing like a raise horse after drinking so much.

by I’m helpful February 5, 2020

Lil pee hole

The guy with a big truck who likes to brag about said truck

Hey jimmy like my truck well Rick this just shows you have a lil pee hole

by Potter the woods June 17, 2017

pee-wee the dog

A dog who likes to hump everything especially your other dogs face. Also he likes to poop everywhere and growls like no other dog and he is especially small because he is a miniature doxin.

Mom: No Pee-wee the dog don't hump him!
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HIS PENIS IS STICKING OUT ALL THE WAY!

by Pee-wee the humper January 18, 2017