cest le zombie

he is a cool man and he gives me money so that i can do more!!!!

yes

Hey, has cest le zombie given us the kidneys yet?
Yeah! He got around to it yesterday!

by Spit 2 March 8, 2021

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Delayed zombie

Someone that is neurologically tortured and purposefully delayed so they don't develop or get to experience life fully and are almost always tortured and have no control over their own body because of masochistic sadism. They don't even get to experience euphoria and are manipulated and kill themselves usually by age 30.

She's a delayed zombie you can dip your stick anytime they don't actually count at people.

by anonymous April 5, 2022

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N00b Zombie

The monsters of a 'horror' video created by Shelby Simpson(Radical) and Kendra Powell(KenDino) of Gaiaonline.com.
A n00b zombie is basically a mindless n00b that eats gaian flesh.

"Go away you n00b zombie!!"(uugh.. Braains..)
"N00B ZOMBIES ARE COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!"

by Shelbeh!! October 16, 2008

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zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

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Zombie

A person who is a bluff, or faked out on the event that was supposed to take place but either never joined in, or never showed up in the first place.

A person who has very strict parents and is never allowed to do anything with their lives until they become a certain age.

Alicia- I think i'll ask a Alexa to come to my party this weekend.
Greg- Dont bother, her parents wouldnt dare let her... She's such a zombie anyway.

by LexiLove<333 May 30, 2011

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