your mom

fat

your mom is so fat, she fell of both sides of the bed.

by sSp1ke September 23, 2022

your mom

hot

person 1: what did you do last night?
person 2: your mom- shes hot
person 1: NOOOO

by shreks big toe September 28, 2022

your mom

The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe

Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats October 2, 2022

Your mom

Me

Give your mom a big hug <3

by Mommyyyy.222315 October 8, 2022

your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Just makes people mad af.

Friend: I bet that girl ADORES pussy.

Asshole: Wait! That means your mom just heard you insulting her!

by ShitWithinThySandwiches October 9, 2022

your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Call their mom what they call you.

Friend: Hey, look, he's wearing Speedos!
Asshole: Isn't that your mom, as she matches that attire?

by ShitWithinThySandwiches October 9, 2022

Your mom

Everyone's response to anything

Gupta: hey man, what are you doing tonight?

Abdul: your mom

by makaylas super simp October 10, 2022