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Mossi Wank

While on the vinegar strokes, you scratch a mosquito bite to enhance orgasm.
I had a better orgasm when I scratched the mosquito bite on my arm. Mossi Wank
by Eddie Brezz June 24, 2023
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Essex wank

Sitting at the toilet and having a shit, then in the same toilet sesh you have a wank
Dirty cunts been on the toilet for ages, bet he's having an Essex wank
by kirn October 22, 2017
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choke wank

Wanking while choking yourself, being choked by someone else while you wank or being choked by someone else while they wank you
Im going to have the best choke wank tonight
by shukkka November 16, 2016
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Memory Wanking

When you're horny as fuck and you don't have time to pull up any porn, so you just have to remember some porn you once watched
Beau: 'You took a while in there.'
Lachlan: 'Yeah I was memory wanking!'
Beau: 'Fuckin legend'
by Your Local Perth Guide July 19, 2021
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couple wanking

When you and your partner are horny but too tired to have a fuck
Couple wanking is when too people want yo ficl but are too tired. So they both have a wank
by eldude bro February 1, 2017
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Willie Wanks

A beautiful omnipotent being who watches over the little people of the Earth, taking care of them and nurturing them until they're strong and big enough to watch his streams.

also hes ass at every game possible
damn bro have you seen Willie Wanks? hes ass bro lmao
by Cops2 March 6, 2021
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Danger Wank

Cracking one out in a high risk situation in a predetermined amount of time.
He said yes to a cuppa then when he'd finished his danger wank there was a brew next to him.
by Mackerzzz March 29, 2015
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