Mossi Wank

While on the vinegar strokes, you scratch a mosquito bite to enhance orgasm.

I had a better orgasm when I scratched the mosquito bite on my arm. Mossi Wank

by Eddie Brezz June 24, 2023

Prison Wank

Exactly what it says on the tin. To masturbate whilst in prison.

Most criminals enjoy a good prison wank.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 29, 2022

Danger wank

when you start wanking and shout to your mother to come to your room , and see if you can finish before she opens your bedroom door.

I'm so embarrassed, yesterday I failed at a danger wank.

by Dragon67 April 16, 2023

Memory Wanking

When you're horny as fuck and you don't have time to pull up any porn, so you just have to remember some porn you once watched

Beau: 'You took a while in there.'
Lachlan: 'Yeah I was memory wanking!'
Beau: 'Fuckin legend'

by Your Local Perth Guide July 19, 2021

Wank metal

A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.

"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "

by wank metal April 17, 2019

Wanks of Penkridge

Wanks of Penkridge

When something is so rubbish and underwhelming that you instantly presume it came from Penkridge

That tofu wanks of Penkridge

These pills wank of Penkridge

I better get some sleep before my date. I don't want to wank of Penkridge

by OoohLookAtMeGrowler February 19, 2019

Armageddon Wank

n: the act of masturbating with a level of enthusiasm and vigour that one can only achieve with the knowledge of the impending end of the world.

Craig sat quietly in the room while his undead friends and family members scratches at the door and the last of the battery power drained from the torch. "Fuck it!" Said Craig, "I'm busting out an Armageddon Wank before they break in."

by Brett Mandrake February 22, 2014