French Toast Lover

A very dumb person who likes toxic boring people.

person 1: "She just asked Lucas out!"

person 2: "what a French toast lover"

by Simp Train January 11, 2022

The One True Toast

The only toast, the one and only. Anything you originally thought was toast... is not actually toast. The only toast is the One True Toast

Joe: "Look at my toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"

by The505 May 22, 2022

Dutch Toast

A breakfast dish where slices of bread are dipped into a bowl of cum which are then fried in a pan

Mom: “Harold, I’m thinking of making some dutch toast for breakfast.”

Harold: “Sounds good, Mom! Just give a bowl to cum in!”

by anthony queso June 2, 2022

Toast Bitch

The person responsible for making/preparing sides to the main dish.

I need my Toast Bitch out here to get the salad ready to go with this chicken.

The person who toasts and butters the bread for breakfast while someone makes the eggs, bacon/sausage, and homefries

by Westfoldfell92 June 3, 2022

roasted toasted

mmm toast

my dick is roasted toasted

by maxtonwashere December 9, 2021

rice krispy toasted

Down right fucking stoned.

My boy took two fat tokes from the bazong and is now rice krispy toasted

by Devin loves Jaida December 15, 2021

Toast

When you and your group of best pals masturbate onto a piece of toast. It’s a race and whoever is the last to Ejaculate must eat the toast

Brandon “Dillon, Konnor, you guys down for a game of toast this weekend?”

Dillon “Can we hold off a couple of weeks? I have Covid and lost my sense of taste and I do not want to miss out”

Konnor “yuh”

by Mousebagg December 21, 2021