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scoop the valve 

scooping a fucking valve
like a proper valve you work with
scoop her out like winnie the pooh scoops out the honey pot
i scoop the valve also known as steph wiseman last night
She stroked my gray beard
I was asleep
scoop the valve by Mr R Gray November 13, 2010
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Beat The Volver

Guy1: Did you beat the volver the other night?
Guy2: Mate, i beat so much volver it was unreal
Beat The Volver by GashByTheMeter December 15, 2010

trolling the valley

I'm going to go trolling the valley till I come up with something to do..
trolling the valley by HBIC...PBRA February 19, 2011

Be the valkyrie 

-The odd man out, referencing the game series Gauntlet and an old add stating, "Four players, one has to be the valkyrie."
-To take what no one wants.
*Three friends play zombie shooter*
Player 1"I will take this well-lit, easy to barricade kitchen."
Player 2"I will take this well-lit, easy to defend hut."
Player 1"Looks like Player 3 will have to be the valkyrie and take the poorly-lit, multi-roomed, basement with a ton of corners for anything to hide behind and tunnels leading to who knows where."
Be the valkyrie by tbclycan May 25, 2011

isolate the variable 

the act of focusing on an appealing portion of a person's body with a general disregard for the undesirable regions
Steve: Could you isolate the variable on that?
John: You know it. She's huge, but those are some mighty fine sweater cows.

Bill: You see that?!?!
James: You serious? She's hideous.
Bill: C'mon you gotta isolate the variable.
James: You right. She needs to turn back around though.
isolate the variable by tmack41 December 7, 2011

Scanning The Visa 

Losing your virginity, or playing the v-card. Taking somebody's virginity, like scanning their v-card.
Kevin: Dude guess what?
Ben: What?
Kevin: I just met this really hot girl, i'm gonna see her tonight.
Ben: Hmmm, are you thinking about scanning the visa?
Scanning The Visa by MistressMary October 1, 2011