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The tailgater

When a person does their business on the toilet facing backwards while eating, using the tank as a TV tray.
My brother was pulling off The tailgater last night and spilled his beer and wings during a massive anal explosion.
by 2x2 October 1, 2013
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tailsing

A poor comedy technique used by people who think they are funny but aren't

Essentially it involves 'jumping on the tails' of a good joke or comment that has just been told by someone else by either repeating it or changing it slightly to try and obtain or claim the same laughter as the initial joke or comment.

This is known as 'tailsing'

It is technique often used by lazy or poor comedy hosts - for instance Dara O'Briain on BBC's 'Mock the Week' makes a living from using this technique as he does not appear to have any jokes of his own.

It is also used by people who think they are funny but lack the timing or genius of true comedy greats. They will wait for someone to say something funny, repeat it or change it slightly and hope they are remembered for the gag as they said it last.
Funny Person "You really are an idiot"

Reaction: Laughter from the group

Unfunny person (tailsing) " Yes you really are an idiot"

Reaction: Laughter continues from the group but this is left over from the initial gag - but the unfunny person thinks it is for him
by Big Davie November 18, 2010
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Tailia

Tailia; An extremely awesome person. Typically known to be the girlfriend to Rachel. She has gorgeous long brown hair and dark brown eyes. She has a personality to kill for and a unique way with words. She is funny and lovable.
Who wouldn't want to know Tailia?
by today March 10, 2012
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whale tailin'

when your thong can be seen above your pants
wow she is whale tailin' tonight
by miranda k October 22, 2006
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tailgate

When a driver follows the car in front leaving little or no stopping distance especially at high speed.

This behaviour may stem from any or all of the following:

Lack of imagination.
Never seen pictures of a road accident.
Learning difficulties.
Road rage.
Someone who only managed to pass his/her driving test by giving the examiner a blow job.
Suicidal tendencies.
Having an extra chromosome.
Loneliness or pathological nosiness
Drink or drugs.
Being born with somekind of twat gene.
Driver is busy trying to figure out what the indicator lever is for.
A guy that is so dammed horny that he just can't wait to get to his mothers house.

Many female tailgaters like to put a sign in the rear window of their car stating that there is a 'Baby on Board'.

Tailgating may lead to a car fuck
Despite the 70mph limit I clocked 120mph while attempting to shake off the tailgater.

It was pitch black on that road, when I turned my car lights back on I observed that the tailgater had dropped back to reasonable distance.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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Tails

Sonic the Hedgehogs best friend that's like a brother a two tailed kitsune (fox) who has unlimited lives
Sonic: WHY WONT YOU DIE
Tails: silly hedgehog everyone knows Tails doesn't die
by Carly Bethany October 9, 2014
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Detroit Tailpipe

An act of fart sniffing for sexual arousal. One partner farts directly into the other partners mouth, causing immediate satisfaction for the receiver. Can also be used to describe any type of sexual farting.
The Detroit Tailpipe you just gave me made my goo bazooka explode.
by snaaaaarrrrr October 8, 2009
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