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table crab

when you go to a strip club and eat food and when you get home you contract crabs
john: no i dont wanna go eat there and get table crabs
by AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHm March 19, 2022
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table mating

practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.
I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*
by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022
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Table

Got 4 legs innit. Bare space for stuff n that. Man eats his scrub off dem tings cant lie
Mom: foods on the table
Me: wagwarn blud
by Road242man March 29, 2022
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Table fry

Ah! Put your table fry away!
by Lickmelizzie March 30, 2022
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table

A woman with no feminine qualities. An inanimate object, an it. Anything but a female.
There goes Karen! What a table.
by Imol'Gregg April 11, 2022
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Tablet Toddler

Oh god, there goes a tablet toddler-“
by Mckj May 4, 2022
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Table

by Chair4p May 5, 2022
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