A theory about what happens after death. According to this theory, when a person dies, they are not judged by a god or higher power, but by an ancient scroll that falls from the darkness. The scroll contains every action they’ve ever taken good and bad and the soul is forced to relive all their mistakes and moments of cruelty. If they lived with kindness, they fade away peacefully. But if they lived selfishly or hurt others, they are trapped forever, endlessly reliving their wrongdoings in a cycle of regret.
After hearing about The Scroll of Judgment Theory, I’m starting to think that all the bad stuff I’ve done might come back to haunt me when I die
by pseudonymXYX February 9, 2025
Get the The Scroll of Judgment Theorymug. when you’re the straightest of the group but have a thing for a woman named zooey or you’re in a discord group that watches movies BUT NEVER JOINS IN TO WATCH THE MOVIES!!!
you’ve also been kicked out of faniston twitter 😏
you’ve also been kicked out of faniston twitter 😏
by fanistonnn March 13, 2022
Get the The Ella Theorymug. when you’re super indecisive and love to change your username, twitter layout, editing theme and mood every 15 seconds. you’re also obsessed with 20 different celebs and you grow an obsession for a new one every day and you use letterboxd like it’s your lifeline 👩 ❤️ 💋 👩
by fanistonnn March 13, 2022
Get the The Faith Theorymug. Critical Identity Theory is easily defined in the National Institute of Health a government board committee.
by AlphaEpsilon September 8, 2023
Get the Critical Identity Theorymug. The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
by Steve? June 5, 2016
Get the Hasson theorymug. Allison uses the MacGyver Theory at her portrait studio. Like, "Get me my snorkel, an avocado, and some dead tree branches. This is going to be the best baby portrait EVER!"
by Realtalk12 May 18, 2015
Get the Macgyver Theorymug. N. To throw multiple ideas against out (against the proverbial wall) to see what sticks. Similar to chaos theory, think tank and/or spitball theory. Often used by conspiracy theorists.
Both political parties use the Associated Press (AP) to push their Spaghetti Theory (theories) about rival candidates.
by Tseas October 5, 2020
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