T. Diddy 

(n.) A boss tycoon of gargantuan proportions that be yokin' the caddie to the sideshows; runs the city real hyphy like; any item of great monetary value deisng and created from fine metals and jewels that is dipped in sauce

Brandon: uhm, Big T. diddy? I know it's not usually like me to ask you this, but I really like you and I was wondering if you wanted to go grocery shopping with me
T. Diddy: NO SIRREE BOB! That's not my job, I don't do that. I'm a pimp slash rapper, I thought you knew that. I'm also sicker than SARS, higher than Mars and I treat my bitch(see: Brandon Allen Meier) like an ATM card.
Brandon: who you iz tho?!
T. Diddy: What it cost? I'm a boss (boss) tycoon (tycoon)

T. Diddy by Sweatshop worker number 43542546247 October 29, 2005

t-ram 

The absolute straightest guy you will ever encounter in your lifetime. He passes the Geoffrion standard of being straight and hooking up with chics.

He talks a big game about liking dudes and not being straight but then he just does something like pay for a CHIC to go to Vegas with him. Real cute right? Kind of like a sweet little lovers getaway? I think so as well...

Did I mention he made out with Tommy mouse in the boom-boom room? How about taking a stripper out for a seafood botana? Oh yeah… He’s done that one too! Let’s see… Make out with multiple chics at various SB2K’s…check. Take a stretch hummer limo to the strip club…check. Seeing a chic at SB2K6 and having to hide his HUGE boner by standing behind a trashcan…check. Giving half naked massages to girls…check. Walk around lake house with his big ol’ wiener hanging out while hitting on 19 year old CHICS…check. Hell, this guy even has an entire facebook album of nothing but pictures of one chic!!! Man, this guy is beginning to sound like the poster boy of straight dudes everywhere!

Sure…the guy can seriously shred some karaoke, and I will not even try to take that away from him. But what good is the most awesome rendition of “End of the Road” when he’s serenading a girl when poor lil’ Toombs is sitting there with no one to sing sweet melodies in his ear? Not cool… This guy would give Bryan Earl Spilner, The Rock, Ron Jeremy, Wilt Chamberlain, and even Arnold a run for their money for being the straightest guy in the world!!!

Did I mention this guy is Mr. Fish Camp? He has a Facebook group devoted to making him even more of a Mr. Fish Camp. That should be enough to solidify him as the straightest of the straight. I’m talking STRAIGHT!!!

And he is a good wiper… I’m talking as clean as they come…

If I were going to have a word association with Tommy to being straight it would be as follows:

Dan Coomb’s slider is to awesome as Tommy is to straight….

Enough said…

T-ram wrote on Kate Allen's Wall: Dear Kate Allen,
I think I am in love with you.......come to vegas with me dec 30th- jan 4th and lets get married

T-ram wrote on Annie Danchenka's Wall: i was going to profess my love for you but then I was awed with your striking beauty and I started to panic and just copied the first message i saw. wuv you. I bet you look cuter in a bikini than a baby panda playing paw games with a baby polar bear

T-ram wrote on Amy Ducote's wall: Gal you are a Certified Dime Piece. CERTIFIED

T-ram wrote on Kristen Neuman's wall: get back here so i can give you some sweet sweet lovin'

T-ram wrote on Hannah Broussard's wall: I decided that since we probably wont score anymore you owe me a kiss everytime a play doesnt lose yardage

t-ram by krunk2007 October 7, 2008

T.O.K.E. 

Toklove/ Toke/ T.O.K.E.
One slick ass, pimpin Mofo. This guy pimps out almost 90% of all Nottingham's bitches. His pimp hand (or "toke hand") is by far the most feared hand in Nottingham's hoe community.

He keeps tabs on his bitches through text message to make sure they are obedient. Should a bitch step out of line he will smack the shit out of them

Dunno what you heard about me,
A bitch aint gettin a Fiver outta me,
No fiat punto, no mullet you can see,
Cus i'm a Mother F*ckin T.O.K.E.

T.O.K.E. by needs4crying March 3, 2009

T.G.I.F 

Thank God I'm Fresh

(T.G.I.F. By: Kid Cudi)
Ayyy, ayy what it do my dude
I’m livin life dawg what about you (fresh)
And I aint even gotta tell a lie
My swag, my steez gotta nigga sky high (so I’m fresh)
Watch my moves
From the shoes on the coupe
Be damned if a nigga aint high to the roof (fresh)
Pimp tight get it right homie more or less
I gotta thank god I’m fresh
T.G.I.F.

T.G.I.F by JDMEP3 September 30, 2009

T.W.A.T 

noun, acronym. The War Against Terror

He works in the Homeland Defense Department, a mid-level official in T.W.A.T

T.W.A.T by Hasbro June 19, 2006

T-Rex 

A glam rock band from England. Formed in 1967 broke apart in 1977 when the lead singer Marc Bolan died.

Me: T-Rex is a cool band!
Other Person: I thought you meant the dinosaur

T-Rex by Baws JCW July 19, 2009

T.W.I.T.

Acronym for "Terrible Woman Instigating Trouble". Most often a female friend or co-worker who in an obsessive covert manner sabotages the relationship of a committed couple to oust one partner for her to permanently replace. May have issues (+/-) of mental or physical impairment typically found to be undesirable in a mate.

"Honey, have you noticed our friend Swethoggah giving you "the look"? S/he drops in so often I sometimes think s/he doesn't want you and I to spend time alone. We should start being not so available because s/he is acting like a T.W.I.T."

T.W.I.T. by J-A G Higg... September 19, 2008