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Swamp Monster

The neglect of bathing; specifically washing or shaving your genetalia, so when your genitals are visible they resemble a putrid swamp monster.
"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
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Swamp Dyke

A title that almost at once invokes it's own definition in your imagination upon hearing a swamp dyke is a very dirty and unkept often severely undereducated lesbian caked in filth and prone to lude slurs. The most advanced of there kind sport semblances of a mullet though more commonly are known to shear their locks on the rare instances they come upon anything sharp enough to do so in their native swampy habitats. They seldom are known to leave their muddy lairs except to restock their horde of Pap's Blue Ribbon. In such instances they rub their genitals on various fauna along the way in order to keep from getting lost essentially leaving a strongly scented musty trail of "breadcrumbs" to find there way back home.
That Swamp Dyke stole my Pap's Blue Ribbon!
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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swamp geckos

When up North take care to watch ou for the swamp geckos in the rivers and swamps.
by anonymous February 21, 2025
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Swamping

When you go out and get some swampdonkey ass or ass in general getting laid usually not your girlfriend
Man I think ima have to go swamping tonight look at all these swampers and swamp donkeys
by 1theTysenswampking November 15, 2019
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Swamp

taking out to dinner
"Man, I wanna swamp her!" "Where would you do it?" "Applebees."
by diamondeyes85 October 19, 2011
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Swamp Nug

A swamp nug is the act of putting a dipski in the lipski or putting a pinch of chewing tobacco in your lip. Noun or Adjective depending on how you use it.
by Panda 🐼 December 30, 2016
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