super straight

a word virgins use to hide the fact that they are transphobic

Matt: I’m super straight I only like cisgender women 🤓
Joe: No you are a virgin who has never felt the touch of a woman

by Iget2muchpussy March 7, 2021

straight clownin

usage-verb
def-someone being excessively stupid or wack, also one who is being an ass clown

Eyo Phil, u is straight clownin up in this mug.

by J money August 21, 2003

super straight

shut up.

super straight isnt a valid sexuality. die pls lol

straight person: "sheeesssh i think im part of the LGBT now."
LGBTQIA+ person: "huh? wdym?"
straight person: "i'm super straight."
LGBTQIA+ person: "you know thats not real, right?"

by asphyxial_x April 29, 2021

Strafing Run

To masturbate furiously onto a girl's face until you ejaculate

"My gitlfriends got the pink eye after I did a strafing run on her face last night"

by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008

staining the deck

the act of taking a shit on the pussy

man 1:man i stained the deck last night
man 2:dude fukn nastey, but i love staining the deck

by skinhead1488 August 1, 2010

Straight booty

Meaning someone is trash or something is terrible

God you're straight booty!!

by Jon13N December 15, 2016

Cum Stain Conception

Accidental conception of a child due to an ovulating woman sitting on a patch of semen.

Rumoured to be the cause of the immaculate conception of jesus

"Mummy was i an accident?"
"Not just a an accident, but a cum stain conception as a matter of fact"

by Rhys Rohypnol July 28, 2009