spider

a lil boi that has many feets

i found a spider

by sharkv February 20, 2022

Spider-Man Arms

Arms, particularly on a woman, that are muscular enough to resemble those of the webslinging crimefighter.

Madonna's been working out too much, she's so muscular with her Spider-Man arms, it looks gross.

by stewbeef August 10, 2012

what did the giraffe say to the spider

dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...

Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*

by tinderdadjoke July 23, 2021

soothing spider

When you on a dating APP and the guy compliments your hair and wanted to “stroke it soothingly like a spider trapped in your hair”

Hey Kat, you’re hair is beautiful, I’d like to soothing spider that

by 13wez September 30, 2023

Money Spider

Clever little spiders which have captured the attention of those who INFLUENCE the people of this world to spend their money on shit they do not need...

The tiny Money Spider on the face of the $1 bill is meant to protect the Movers and Shakers from being discovered....

by IAmLeeQ666 September 9, 2020

Spider Pussy

getting fingered is spider pusey as hell 😶 🌫️😶 🌫️😶 🌫️

I got spider pussy last night
silly goose

by thatswhatyomammasaidlastnihjt August 29, 2021

Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.

Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”

by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023