When you grab your girl's back of the head and make her blow you slowly.Moving your hand slowly up and down .Defining the phrase "slowhand".
by JEFF BUCK November 1, 2007
Get the SlowHand mug.a person who is slow, a blond, someone who never gets a joke or any thing for that matter, unless explained numerous amouts of times.
smart person: knock knock
slowie: umm whos there?
smart: whyyoucryin
slowie: whyyoucryin who?
smart: no really why you cryin?
slowie: uhhhh i dont get it
smart: uggg slowie!
slowie: umm whos there?
smart: whyyoucryin
slowie: whyyoucryin who?
smart: no really why you cryin?
slowie: uhhhh i dont get it
smart: uggg slowie!
by Erin silva July 26, 2006
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The act of allowing a mentally disabled individual (male or female) perform fellatio (sucking of the cockage region) for your own pleasure completely disregarding the fact they are retarded
by Zee Dubya Es May 24, 2009
Get the slowjob mug.A really slow player who spends way too long looking for his ball in the woods when everybody knows it's lost but noooo slowbie thinks he'll find it and he's gonna keep looking until he does.
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
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You're such a slowbert in bed.
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You're such a slowbert in bed.
by A_Lil_Random February 8, 2005
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by matt March 31, 2004
Get the Slowcala mug.what you tell someone that she\he is (usually via an Instant Messenger), as an entertaining way to inform her\him that she\he is slow-witted. It is especially humorous when they just don’t get it.. hence the person’s being ‘(s)low’!!
Kelsey: ..Geez. You're awfully (s)low.
Eric: ...‘(s)low’? Don’t you mean ‘slow’?? If so, I’ll have you know that I run a mile in under five minutes.
Kelsey: I’m sure you do*coughnotcough*.. But no, I mean ‘(s)low’: what »you« are.
Eric: What d’ya mean?
Kelsey: I’m not telling you; that’s for me to know, and for you to one day embarasedly find out.
Eric: But I dunno.. Are you sure it’s not the same as ‘slow’?
Kelsey: The more that you enquire into the meaning of your title--‘(s)low’--the more that it proves your being such.
Eric: How’m I s’pose to know what it means..
Kelsey: You are (s)low, you know..
Eric: Jus‘ shut up, I’m thinking..
Kelsey: About what, *you* and the *word ‘(s)low’*?
Eric: May be, may be not..
Kelsey: Exactly, you are, which be why I call you ‘(s)low one’. Just proves my point.
*Looking too deeply into it, Eric tries the hardest he can to learn the meaning and\or pun of ‘(s)low’, not thinking to simply refer to UrbanDictionary.com.*
Eric: ...‘(s)low’? Don’t you mean ‘slow’?? If so, I’ll have you know that I run a mile in under five minutes.
Kelsey: I’m sure you do*coughnotcough*.. But no, I mean ‘(s)low’: what »you« are.
Eric: What d’ya mean?
Kelsey: I’m not telling you; that’s for me to know, and for you to one day embarasedly find out.
Eric: But I dunno.. Are you sure it’s not the same as ‘slow’?
Kelsey: The more that you enquire into the meaning of your title--‘(s)low’--the more that it proves your being such.
Eric: How’m I s’pose to know what it means..
Kelsey: You are (s)low, you know..
Eric: Jus‘ shut up, I’m thinking..
Kelsey: About what, *you* and the *word ‘(s)low’*?
Eric: May be, may be not..
Kelsey: Exactly, you are, which be why I call you ‘(s)low one’. Just proves my point.
*Looking too deeply into it, Eric tries the hardest he can to learn the meaning and\or pun of ‘(s)low’, not thinking to simply refer to UrbanDictionary.com.*
by Victor Van Styn August 30, 2005
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