Swine Flu

Like yellow fever, except for girls of large girth; when a man has an unusual attraction for overweight females.

1. Andy - "Yo, Brad, what happened to you last night?"

Brad - "Ugh, I went home with Bertha, looks like I caught the Swine Flu again."

2. Person 1: "What's wrong with Sam? Why does he keep chasing fat girls?"

Person 2: "He clearly has a bad case of Swine Flu."

by AnLiCa September 21, 2009

Swindy

Contraction for "It's Windy" pronounced by a homosexual male.

Oooo, I better grab a jacket, 'Swindy' out there!

by madrummer187 November 29, 2011

Swine

Wine mixed with sprite. You usually do this with really disgusting wine.

"Oi bobby, this glass of wine tastes absolutely terrible".
"Why gods, you're absolutely right, let's mix some sprite with it".

"Great idea bobby! This will make it easier on the pallet."

"I know, let's call it Swine™".

by Melkiah October 9, 2012

swinky

A person who is hardworking

She is really swinky

by Me honest November 20, 2016

swing set

a swing set is were you got 2 couples swinging with other couples at the sametime

i heard they had fun at bobs lastnight as they were testin out there new swing set

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009

Nut Swinger

Bryan Detty, a person who clings on to persons of authority with such patheticness, and he's really fat.

Go Dave! WAY TO GO DAVE!

by lreich February 3, 2005

swine flu boner

believed to become an epidemic, when you get an errection in the middle of no where symptoms are
-more than 20 boners a day
-non stop boner

-a boner lasting more than 10 minutes

The cure for swine flu boner is rubbing butter on your balls.

Yo jeff i just got a boner i think i got the swine flu boner, well dick i suggest you pull out the butter.

by NegrodamuS Nigga May 2, 2009