soft number

A slang term for an easy job.

- We went to shopping mall during work time, then had another lunch break, went home after and then clocked out 2 hours later.
- Soft number lad!

by UsernameTHC November 11, 2022

Soft cock

Someone who is unwilling to do an activity

Damo won't fight me he's such a soft cock
Scotty won't smoke from a gatorbeug what a soft cock

by Four'n Twenty sucks May 11, 2023

soft double

The act of staffing two shifts in one day, when one shift is significantly shorter than the other.

Milkbird: "Hey can you work a double?"
Vince: "Only if its a soft double BAYBAYYY!"

by ThesecretBG September 24, 2016

SOFT

When a person copies and pastes a dad joke, especially from social media such as twitter

My uncle thought he was smooth with the jokes… turns out he’s just SOFT

by oogabooga57 January 10, 2022

soft wentz

the softest kid in the mother fucking world

mini mircoSOFT eminem lookin like mother fucker

by Leo Cuomo October 8, 2004

Soft mad

When you’re angry at someone because they’re right and/or slightly endeared by their statement.

A reaction to a backhanded compliment

He says you’re his most dramatic friend. Is that offensive or are you just soft mad?

by Dazed_succubus September 30, 2019

Soft

Powdered cocaine.
Rocked up cocaine is hard, powdered cocaine is soft, get it?

Dude-“Yo, you got any of that soft??”

Dealer-“Nahh, I gotta re-up. Got plenty of hard though.”

Dude-“Ah, shit, I’m good. That shit makes fiends.”

by AnonyMystery69 May 3, 2022