Sciency

The term used when something seems unlikely, peculiar, ‘fishy’, ‘shady’.

It stems from the deep bias festering at the core of the scientific practice.

Consequently, all conspiracy type theories are hereby coined ‘sciency’. By the same token all conspiracy theorist are now scientists.

Moishy: Bro, the theory of Evolution gives me sciency vibes.

Rupert: Mate, your starting to sound like a scientist.

by NotVonNeumann November 12, 2021

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sciencondom

A prophalactic shield or guard worn on the brain of mainstream scientists that blocks any optional evidence that is different from currently acceptable mainstream beliefs or dogma on any given issue, topic or subject.

Hawkinstein could not see the physical existence of an arrowhead made from element 115 that has no gravitational attraction to anything except skank stink because his sciencondom was secured on his mind.

by Gymwould July 28, 2022

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sciententional

The act of something scientific

Jenna was being very sciententional with her science experiment

by bigdaddy_04 January 3, 2023

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Scienterrific

Anything promoted or propagated by a Scienterrorist (a.k.a. "accredited pseudoscientist") with the intention of terrifying the public, demoralizing people, and fomenting distressful negative Groupthink.

Advocates of Anthropogenic Climate Change spread their scienterrific axioms far and wide, with the religious fervor of devout faith, unperturbed by the total lack of supporting evidence, and the overwhelming availability of contradictory evidence.

by Johnny Soporno July 30, 2023

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