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read the article

three words commonly used as cannon fire against someone who didn't read the article, and you feel the need to destroy them because you're a vengeful bitch.
Tom: Steven Tyler is innocent until proven guilty. Too many celebs getting railroaded or canceled because of these accusations!

Kelli: well, like, duh. Like, if you would just read the article, you'd know that he admitted to it in his autobiography!
by GG Allin February 2, 2023
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ready ready

"ready ready" is a term used by ride operators at amusement parks. The term is more often used at roller coasters, but can also be used at other rides. This is a follow up remark to the first "ready," which is given by the controls host to indicate that the ride is ready to be dispatched. "ready ready" is used to indicate that the ride operators who are responsible for checking seats are taking too long and need to hurry up. The first "ready" also indicates that the ride is at its dispatch interval. The "ready ready" indicates to the other ride operators that the ride has either been at its dispatch interval for a while, or that it has missed, or is about to miss its dispatch interval.
"GateKeeper is in the keyholes, ready ready."
"Ready ready, Jamie!"
by Radical Sloth February 22, 2023
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Readolsif

A word that you can use when you can't think of anything to insult a person but you still want to say something really mean to them, to the point where you want them incast them inside the wall or treat them as the most repugnant human being on earth
Guy 1: I believe Billy is an readolsif person, like he's so annoying

Guy 2: i know!
by Alexhrt February 23, 2023
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ready the pole

A term to ask if a fishing pole is ready.
Did you ready the pole? I’m trying to go fishing.
by PoisonedSavage March 12, 2023
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read your pump

To read one's pump is to notice when an individual has recently lifted. Often used as a compliment or praise, acknowledging another individuals swollen muscles.
"Hey bro, your arms are looking juicy af right now. You do arms today?"
"Yeah, I did actually, how'd you notice?"
"Brother, I read your pump"
by Natty Lyfe May 12, 2023
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Ready Set Learn

a preschool block that airs weekly on Discovery Kids and formerly aired TLC. It aired from 6:00am-9:00am ET (originally 6:00am-12:00pm) on TLC and currently airs from 9:00am-2:00pm ET on Discovery Kids.
On February 24, 2003, Ready Set Learn relaunched and added a new host, Paz the Penguin (it was previously hosted by children's entertainer Rory). He can be seen in the block's official emblem.
by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023
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Ready Set Learn

a preschool block that aired on TLC from December 28, 1992 to September 29, 2008 and Discovery Kids from 1996 to October 10, 2010. It ran from 6:00am to 12:00pm (later 6:00am to 9:00am) on TLC, and 6:00am to 12:00pm (later 9:00am to 2:00pm) on Discovery Kids.
On Monday, February 24, 2003, Ready Set Learn introduced Paz the penguin, who was seen in the block's official logo
by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023
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