reverse lobotomy

When some one stops being retarded

Oh I hope Ben had his reverse lobotomy he NEEDS to stop playin

by H-J the sequel May 1, 2023

reverse puberty

when you started off looking like an adult, but you grew into a person who dresses like a 5 yr old and only 5ft tall.

Examples: Ariana Grande and Melanie Martinez

2013
Alice: Wow, look at Shelly!
Patty: Yeah, and she's only 14! Wait till she's 16.

2015
Alice: Why does Shelly look so tiny and wear onesies and cat ears?
Patty: Ooh, she's a victim of reverse puberty. Sucks to suck.

by snafu love November 21, 2016

Reverse Cheating

Telling Person A you’re dating Person B and Person B you’re dating Person A, when in reality you’re dating no one.

Dude, I’m reverse cheating! Gwen thinks I’m dating Leah, and Leah thinks I’m dating Gwen!

by Sulfur December 31, 2020

Reverse splenderson

When you convince your girlfriend you won’t climax in her, but then do it anyway.

WTF! Your reverse splenderson is gonna get me pregnant. I’m ovulating you douche bag!

by Clausen Balls June 2, 2020

Reverse Buffalo

When someone is holding the drink in the left hand and must finish the whole drink. Originated many moons ago

"Hey Jake you pussy do a reverse buffalo"
"Jake didn't even honour the reverse buffalo"

by Bigdawgy95 March 10, 2022

Reverse waldo

When you're fucking a chick in the ass and she has a prolapse. When you pull out it looks like your dick is wearing a "Where's Waldo" hat.

I was fucking the chick from the gas station last night and gave her a reverse Waldo. Then I had to drive her to the hospital to get that shit stitched up.

by Wahoo McDaniel January 26, 2016

Reverse Backhoe

While receiving oral sex from a woman, on her hands and knees, the man uses four fingers to reach into her butthole. The man then uses all his strength to lift the woman by her anus, while using his other hand to keep her head in place.

Ties in nicely with Alaskan FireDragon.

Guy: hey man, I tried out Andrews trick!
Guy 2: what? The reverse backhoe!?
Guy: yeah man, destroyed her anus!

by KingBorlen February 10, 2017