Proitis

The very common combination of the laziness a student exhibits on their senior year of high school, otherwise known as senioritis, and procrastination. Thus, senioritis + procrastination = proitis.

1: Dude, have you done your enlgish paper yet?
2: Naw, i will turn it in next class
1: It was due 3 weeks ago! You definately have proitis
2: Can't help it...

by guess who denda is April 25, 2011

Promstitute

One who changes prom dates at least twice before the dance.

"Danny ditched maddy for jane and jane for makenzie!"
Really? "what a promstitute!"

by dinoboy75 May 14, 2011

Postitute

Excessively posting random statuses and links on Facebook resulting in friends hiding or deleting you to prevent further viewing.

"Did you see what Mandy posted just now? She's on a rampage!" "No, I was tired of constantly seeing her postitute herself on Facebook, so I hid her from my newsfeed."

by iFakeSarcasms November 13, 2011

Prestidiginate

The act of epicly poking someone with a stick. Usually results in epicness. Also may be done by the skilled with a finger.

Guy 1: *walking down the street*
Guy 2: *pokes guy 1 with a stick*
Guy 1: WTF was that!?!?
Guy 2: Muahaha, I prestidiginated you!
*world explodes from awesomeness*

by FlipD3RP December 2, 2011

Postin Up

The act of going to a public place usually a gas station, street corner, by a deli or convenience store and hanging out and standing in a way so people will know you holding / selling drugs.

Where is GQ go? He is at the station postin up...

by OcalaAwesome April 20, 2013

Prasticranation

The random brain farts caused by extended procrastination and lack of sleep.

Sally: "my car has a bat flattery"

Susan: "a what?"

Sally: "oh sorry, a flat battery, it would appear i am suffering from a severe case of prasticranation."

by Ellsey474 May 9, 2013

postincidence

An otherwise unrelated post that addresses the post appearing directly above it in a social media feed.

Sally: "I posted on Facebook that I need a new computer."

Harry: "Yeah, in a bizarre postincidence there was something about an Apple giveaway right under your post. I sent you the link."

by zerz July 16, 2013