Often paired with please pick up the white courtesy phone, it's a phrase often used on sports athletes, that are no longer performing well.
by guidofucozzi December 10, 2015

"Took me double the time to get to work ." "Traffic was slow" " I had cell phone bingo at least three times!"
by Oxithemoron (the orginal) December 30, 2009

While you're fucking a girl, take her cell phone and slip it into her other end. Just before her climax, call it. The vibration will blow her mind. A great way to impress the ladies. LG Rumors work well. Blackberries work for the ambitious at heart.
girl- "I never expected him to call me back so soon! Boy it really blew my mind! DP phone home, you're my hero."
guy- "Next time its my turn."
guy- "Next time its my turn."
by mypetsally February 25, 2011

by eezle peezle izzlian July 30, 2006

If getting pussy in person wasn't good enough for a lover, then phone sex can suffice for some. If you have never had phone sex before, you are one of these
by 18inches June 24, 2010

a large southern community phone book that lists all residents that are somehow related through blood family in the form incest relations.
I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.
by jake gouta May 1, 2015

by BigH140 July 10, 2010
