pumpkin pants

A man who enjoys putting cold gourds against his genitals in public settings. A debauche, freak, sexual pervert; A real Devin.

Also tend to cause traumatic events for children around Halloween

"Hey did you hear how Devin fucked that pumpkin in the dining hall"

"Yeah hes a real pumpkin pants"

by Blarghinheim January 16, 2009

sagging pants

Means your open for buisness in prison. (Gay people rape you in prison when ur pants down)

Brian:Bro why you have sagging pants?
Stewie:Cause it’s cool man.
Brian:No that just means your open for buisness.

Stewie:Like Job Buisness?
Brian:No like rape in the ass buisness.
Stewie:*pulls up pants and puts belt on*

by Kingjupiter May 31, 2018

Spaff Pants

A term of endearment. To be said to someone you think very highly of.

"'ello Spaff Pants."

"Love ya Spaff Pants!"

by A. Cockage October 4, 2006

Moody Pants

Anastasija Hero (Lukjancenko) Is a perfect example. You will find her at Essex university.x

Hello Moody pants!!!

by Katy.. July 8, 2012

Tan-pants

When used in a sentence one could say; "she's so 'Tan-pants'" which means a yuppie chick or guy that live in the most surburban part of an urban city.

Example "The Gold Coast area in Chicago, is so Full of 'Tan-Pantsers'"
Or "Josh is such a 'tan-pantser'" he's watching football all weekend long at that yuppie college bar in Lincoln Park." "Tracy is so 'Tan-Pants' with her stupid Tiffany jewelry."

by TheGirlTokyo April 29, 2005

pants-poop

Poop that has been hanging out in your (or someone elses) pants.

It smelled like pants-poop in there because Jimmy had soiled his jeans yesterday and left them on the floor. They were full of pants-poop.

by Miss Toni Montana March 8, 2008

Pant Licker

a grubby individual who picks food off his pants and eats it.

Jeff Thomas is a pant licker

by Anonymous March 9, 2003