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The Red Peanut

An extremely painful STD that will track you down no matter where you try and hide. Most common places to get it are Vietnam, Costa Rica, and of course Armenia. Please avoid this horrible disease at all costs, you do not want to catch the RED PEANUT!
Eric: Hey dude how was your trip to Bangkok
Jackson: Horrible, caught the red peanut my first day there . Felt like I was pissing razor blades out my dickhole for a whole week!
by Smokethatskinwagon October 10, 2016
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The peanut butter method

The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.
trey used the peanut butter method on my dog and now it has PTSD.
by sativu March 5, 2025
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Peanut Butter Spoon

A spoon shoved up someone's ass to scoop out shit to eat.
"Babe, can we peanut butter spoon tonight?"

"fuck no"
"Ah, man"
by Whoamiwhatamihowami October 1, 2023
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Peanut

Peanut is a neck-snapping creature, made out of concrete, rebar and spray paint, that's how he shit himself. He can go at the speed of speed when not looked at and makes a scraping noise when not seen.
"guard" hey look a peanut
"guard" oh no it breached!!!!!!!!!!!
"eyepod" i am useful now
by MeltedLava April 24, 2021
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Peanut-Butter Fiesta

When a group of 4-8 Mexicans gather together and throw their feces in your direction all while yelling various insults.
Holy crap! I think those guys are starting a Peanut-Butter Fiesta!”
by Judoka739 April 14, 2024
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Peanut butter jelly time

The act of spreading Jelly and peanut butter in between man or womans legs and licking it off
As the fat with kid with glasses licked it off of his Mom he said peanut butter jelly time
by DicklickerWhicker October 25, 2017
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Peanut butter punishment

To be striped down with your balls dipped in peanut butter. And chased by starving dogs.
Carlos fell asleep early at the function so he got the peanut butter punishment.
by Randy Laney June 22, 2025
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