P.I.

iz tha action of a group beating up a single individual or a smaller group
gz get P.I.ed as an initiation to get into a gang
or for their birthday

la cacane a stLuc

by gunit ndg go habs go April 24, 2004

P-CARD

When you get your period
or
When you bleed outta your ass for a few days

Jenn: Nikki when do you get your p-card?
Nikki: like i have it right now.
jenn: OMG SAME
Nikki: omg crazy like lets go buy tampons
jenn: omg okay

by Jen n Nikki April 22, 2006

P.A.D.

Abbreviation for Post Alcohol Depression

I'm tired of the P.A.D. I suffer on Mondays after a big weekend.

by skieblueiz November 9, 2009

p'zoned

A more hardcore way of being pwned

Virtual Doctor: Congradulations! You have: AIDS
Kid: Oh nos!!!1!! I'm gonna diez0rz
Kid2: P'ZONED!

by STD AIDs October 17, 2003

P & P

Reference to both Penis & Pussy. A favorite of bisexuals and those that like the best of both worlds.

Going out for a little P & P tonight.

Rachel loves P & P. So Hot.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018

P.M.S

Post Masturbatory Sadness - The feeling of immense guilt, self loathing, and sadness that conventiently follows a rigorous masturbation session.

Phil - "Why so down in the dumps Dan?"
Dan - "My parents are out of town so naturally I'm suffering from a little P.M.S."

by Larry Crowne August 31, 2013

p.k.

penalty kick (in football/soccer)

They won the game on a p.k. with 4 minutes remaining.

by mandingoe June 8, 2004