October 14th

Lap dance day! Give that lucky man the best ride of his life!

Hey man, you hear about October 14th, lap dance day?

by Jake packer October 13, 2019

October 18

On October 18 you have to kiss your bestfriend on the lips because it’s on a Friday

Bro it’s October 18

by crackhead🥵💕. October 15, 2019

october 2nd

national bring milk to school day. like a whole bottlw of milk. its compulsory.

child:'mum did u remember to get me milk for today'
mum:'milk?'
c:'yeah its october 2nd'
m:'oh i completely forgot, darn. ill go get some from the store
dad 'its fine, i got it' *goes*

by bugs123 October 1, 2020

October 19

Hit a girl on the butt

Hand + butt = october 19

by God+king October 16, 2019

October 21

October 21 is national kick a ginger day, we all know one orange fuck that is obsessive, full of themselves and quite frankly just manipulative. So today just fucking go at it

Hey Sarah it's October 21st you know what that means... Get your ass over here hoe

by God420legit October 16, 2019

October 24th

Hey can you get me a fucking present

Hey get me a fucking present

Like a kiss
October 24th

by Hey wassup man ur cute October 18, 2019

October 2

The day that the smartest, funniest, cutest, and perfect girls are born. Any girl born on this day is absolutely amazing.

Guy: When were you born?
Girl: October 2.
Guy: Oh my god you’re perfect.

by MpAaXrIrMyUS February 20, 2021