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by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014
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Named for the episode in the Showtime series The Tudors where Anne Boleyn steamily tells Henry she's going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.
Coined by Eliza and Glennis of Pop Tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.
Named for the episode in the Showtime series The Tudors where Anne Boleyn steamily tells Henry she's going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.
Coined by Eliza and Glennis of Pop Tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.
Person 1: David bought me a car for our anniversary! I don't know how to thank him!
Person 2: Just give him a hand boleyn.
Person 1: I spent two days helping her move apartments and what do I get in return? A fucking hand boleyn.
Person 2: Just give him a hand boleyn.
Person 1: I spent two days helping her move apartments and what do I get in return? A fucking hand boleyn.
by helloalice August 28, 2014
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James has hella "Shrek Hands".
Python has some real "Shrek Hands" after his 3-hour CSGO gaming session.
James is waving his "Shrek Hands" and its really scaring everybody off.
Python has some real "Shrek Hands" after his 3-hour CSGO gaming session.
James is waving his "Shrek Hands" and its really scaring everybody off.
by TheGoochThatStoleChristmas December 15, 2018
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girl: omg, did you see that hot guy.
best friend: omg, total hottay. i asked to take a picture with him and he used flirt hands.
girl: so lucky, you bitch!
best friend: omg, total hottay. i asked to take a picture with him and he used flirt hands.
girl: so lucky, you bitch!
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