Jizz Nation™

The current and arguably deplorable hyper-sexual state of western culture in which lewd and promiscuous behavior is not only accepted but glorified.
Swaze: Yo man did you hear that Rabbi Rothstein caught his own daughter in a threesome in the back of his synagogue?

Lou: Well that's not surprising. She's really good at taking dick and besides it's a Jizz Nation™ that we live in.
by Dirt Swaze October 20, 2009
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National Rape Day

National rape day was made by someone who is sick and has a small penis. If you think April 24th is National rape day, go fuck yourself.
National rape day isn’t real! If you think it’s real, you can go fuck yourself.
by skxnkypxssy November 01, 2021
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National Sex Day

The day that Urban Dictionary can't decide when it is.
Greg: Yo it's national sex day! June 9th!

Jeremy: No it's on August 2nd.
by Cheesussaveme October 10, 2018
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National rape day

National rape day is fake. Some social rejects think it's funny. If you are going to participate in this sh!t I will say it nicely...KYS! If April 24th is now national rape day I say we make April 25th national day of cutting their pps off. ✄╰U╯. Yall disgust me every day. If you think this is okay but you still think being gay is not, well guess what YOU ARE BURNING IN HELL. To all my ladies out there, stay safe! There are actually s!ck b@st@rds out there that find it funny and are going to participate.
Random social reject: Today is National rape day! This is going to be fun!
Me: Eat glass! I hope you have a great time burning in hell!
Random social reject: Chill it's just a joke
Me: k, cry about it✄╰U╯
by randomqueerkid April 20, 2021
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National Carter Day

April 17, go up to a Carter and say something nice to them!
Random: Hey Carter! Nice shoes, and Happy National Carter Day!

Carter: Thanks Man! You are awesome!

Random: I know!

Carter: HEHEHEHE
by G04T April 12, 2019
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National Grape Day

A national holiday on April 24th where you get as many friends as you can and form something called a "grape squad" or a "🍇 squad"
You then proceed to walk the streets of your local area and grape people.
Chad: Hey man you ready for National Grape Day tomorrow?

Brad: Hell yeah, 🍇 gang
by kanker.jpg April 22, 2021
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National ex day

National ex day is a day where u have to talk to your ex you have to say one word to them in real life and it has to be nice
Ellie:it’s national ex day tomorrow
Samantha :really wow
by Verjamid October 01, 2018
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