by anonymous October 18, 2022

People who are named Morgan Hasselström are total legends. They are always above 180 cm and get all the girls. Morgan Hasselströms are always taller than people born in September, and stronger and smarter.
They have enormous penises and perform well in bed.
They have enormous penises and perform well in bed.
Dude, who is that giant?
Oh, that guy. That is a total Morgan Hasselström
Who is this menace which left the machine on a full-stack?
Probably a Morgan Hasselström.
Oh, that guy. That is a total Morgan Hasselström
Who is this menace which left the machine on a full-stack?
Probably a Morgan Hasselström.
by BigPepMan November 16, 2021

by Bigpenislarge May 3, 2018

Morgan sucks
by MorganHater451 September 22, 2020

Morgan is misunderstood by a lot of people. She may come off as mean but she is just naturally shy and quiet. She in multiple things. She is intelligent. She likes reading, writing, and creative passtimes. People always try to tell her she is pretty or beautiful but she doesn't believe it. She has had only a few boyfriends because she doesn't put her trust in every single person out there. She has a small friend group and likes it that way. She is mature for her age and is like a mother figure to her friends. She doesn't like being at home because she likes being with friends and her boyfriend more than she does with her family.
by mjprice___ February 19, 2019

One who doesn’t know anything about computers. Typically the kind of guy who tries to sell people his used computer parts.
by JohnKerry095!! February 22, 2019

Man I pulled The Morgan Freeman on her so hard she came all over the place.
Billy Morgan Freemaned me last night and I legit came.
Billy Morgan Freemaned me last night and I legit came.
by Badassboss August 11, 2018
