Marie and Wout

Cutest couple ever

But only a few problems

1. They never talk to each other

2. They NEVER talk to each other except on text

3. They have this amazing, beautiful, smart, adorable and weird friend that almost ruined their first kiss

“Have u seen Marie and Wout today?”

“Yes, but it’s such a pity they never talk.”

by Pregnant banana November 20, 2017

Brynn Marie

She’s a fucking asshat crackass asscrack jackass no cap 🚫🧢 she’s literally the best person you can talk to. she will always be there for you unless you piss her off then she’ll put you through hell

Brynn Marie is literally the worst asshat

by yourelame.com April 23, 2019

bloody mary

Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.

I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

bloody mari

Tomato juice and sake cocktail. (Japanese variation on the bloody mary which would otherwise contain gin or vodka)

Sora treated Haruto to some sushi and a bloody mari.

by Matt C Bettes August 20, 2012

virgin mary

uncut cocaine

i have some virgin mary. nigga

by vagasilly February 17, 2009

hairy mary

when a man is performing oral sex on a woman but his emo-hair cut is getting in the way.

girl 1: OMG that guy looks so angsty. i wish he would perform oral sex on me.
girl 2: yeah, but it would probably be a hairy mary. itchtastic.

by coworker3 June 30, 2009

Marie Claire

Monthly magazine mainly read by women in their 20's and 30's focusing on fashion, beauty, current events, career and relationship advice, and pop culture. Considered to be a magazine for classy women as opposed to Cosmopolitan. Edited by controversial Project Runway judge Nina Garcia and the magazine Project Runway winners win a spread in, also the theme for a season 8 Project Runway challenge.

1. Marie Claire had the most interesting article about internet stalkers last month.
2. I can't believe Marie Claire is published by the same company that puts out that rag Cosmo.
3. Gretchen Jones' jumpsuit on last season's Project Runway so did not define the Marie Claire woman.

by MadameM August 7, 2011