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A Luke

The act of running with a soccer ball, gearing up to launch a shot into goal, then completely missing the ball and swinging your leg so far forward that the momentum throws you onto your arse.
And he's off leaving the defenders behind him. He's loading up to take the shot and OH NO he's a pulled a Luke.
by kickandamiss December 20, 2021
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Luke Young

A degenerate mutant who absolutely hates being funny. Swears to god that he is not a man lover, when he in fact is a man lover. Specifically for people with the name Keith. And Ryans.
Did you see Luke Young last week? I could hear him giving the Hoover vacuum 4000 from 3 stalls away.
by GodIHateSociety1 November 22, 2021
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Luke

He's a sexy boi that everyone wants to fuck he's got a huge dick that has a lot of girls on and makes them wanna cum.

If he is hard he would create earth quakes with his thumping nuts. Over all he's a great😉 guy!
Oh he's a sexy man, must be luke
by Beepboob January 13, 2022
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Luke

A really short person that’s annoying but sometimes funny
Hey Luke how tall are you?
by Lilliasmith65 November 20, 2019
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Luke Escagooner

The act of a monkey mistaking a shoe for a dildo and sticking it up its ass and liking it.
Monkey: “I accidentally did a Luke Escagooner but it felt good”.
by GeorgeCorn October 13, 2025
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Luke gibbons

Also known as Satan, tricks 20-25 year old lads with blue eyes and lads with a hollyoaks Calendar from 2015 with all the mc queens in to a night out then goes home.
by Lew1379 October 29, 2020
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Luke

Type of guy to go to the shops with no socks and be completely cringe when lying about girls
Hello luke
by Heifhdbahsub May 16, 2022
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