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Liston dove

Type of guy that shags 12 year olds bad hairline only gonna get worse
That guys a real Liston dove I bet he cuts 4" off his JNCO jeans

Somebody should tell him he can't add them to his penis
by Oopsiedoop March 7, 2022
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Listering

When someone goes after younger girls (and sometimes boys) with sexual intentions. Listers also are often found by your local hardcourt spying on prey while reciting to himself about Chechnyan warriors while using there Bluejay-like mating call to attract prey.
Person 1: Hey mate, I think I can see Jono Listering over there by the hardcourt
Person 2: He's such a freak for Listering
by Young Boy Bluejay March 19, 2022
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Listening to his pants

"Listening to his pants" is a dude being super horny and doing whatever his pants and dick are telling him to do
Wow Steve has really been "Listening to his pants" recently
by pollipol March 23, 2022
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Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo

Well my name is skyler white yo….

My husband is Walter white yo…
Uh hu…
Mrs.white:hey you!
Jessie:Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo.
by Gtagamer1000000 September 20, 2022
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Listenbourg

A random European: I bet those 'muricans don't even know what country this is
Everyone: Yeah those fuckers can't even tell where's Listenbourg anyway
by Myri from the E.U. December 15, 2022
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listen a little fast

Listen a little fast (verb) Used in several popular rap songs such as P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent. It basically means that when a person usually talks fast, you need to listen a little fast by expecting them to talk faster than what they do. Therefore, when they talk you will be able to understand what they say by listening a little faster.
50 cent:They say I talk a little fast but if you listen a little fast, I ain't got to slow down for you to catch up, bitch. (from the song P.I.M.P.)
by Gohan Barracuda January 28, 2023
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listerine blues

When you pour Listerine on your dick after going raw in some questionable .
After hitting kelly the smelly I went listerine blues, it's all I had available.
by stink dinky February 2, 2023
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