load of timber

To take a poop

I'll be right back I need to go drop a load of timber.

by chippers25 January 21, 2017

Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.

Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.

by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017

Load Strike

When a man refuses to give up his semen as a result of his partners, refusal to fulfill their seminal duties.

James, I can't give you my load, I have to go kill people. Well Jason, I'm going on Load Strike.

by Cheeto Voldermort March 11, 2017

lladro

A smart and a person with attitude. The personality is striking. He will shine amongst the crowd. People pleaser and lover of thrill and attention. Very ambitious and has a great sense of focus. Achiever, leader, artist and a natural raconteur.

Your as precious as Lladro.

by BDCALM July 21, 2017

loadsa dosh

Having a large amount of money/wealth.

Don't be so stingy, you have loadsa dosh.

by Liads Dosh Twonk September 3, 2017

load transfer

A survival method for dire situations or just a good time where you go ass-to-ass with your survival partner or best mate and shit into their gigantic gaping asshole, which is on the brink of prolapse, to share body heat.

Did you do any of the load transfer homework last night?

No I couldn't get my asshole to relax enough.

by EngineeringPrinciples May 3, 2018

ladricus

Sauceless Bastard. Prone to Incest.

That mans is a Ladricus.

by KingDing4Ling February 1, 2018