lick it before you stick it

Performing oral sex on a girl before having sex with her

lick it before you stick it :P

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

lick my rat’s ass

A vulgar and seriously demeaning phrase used when driving home an insult that intimates that you have so little respect for the person you are insulting that you are suggesting the person lick your rat’s ass instead of your own.

I have an idea for you: why don’t you lick my rat’s ass?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

Lick it Before You Dick It

Before you you stick your member into your girl's pussy or asshole, you should lick the part you plan on entering and pleasure her first.

Bill's wife was on the bed with her head down and her luscious ass in the air. With member in hand, he stared at her glistening wet slit and her tight little browneye trying to decide where to enter first. His wife said, "go in where you want but lick it before you dick it".

by Cactus Head February 15, 2009

National lick pablito nuts

Pablito nuts are supposed to be devoured on this lovely day of December 2nd

Hey yo did you lick any pablito nuts today on national lick pablito nuts??

by Pablitonuts December 1, 2019

lick my taint

Common saying of the Kurtis Nausbaum!

Lick my taint mofo!

by lick_my_taint January 10, 2012

Poop on me and lick it off

To be mean to someone and immediately nice to them a few seconds later.

You break my pencil in a fit of rage and a few seconds later you tape it together. All you do is poop on me and lick it off!

by GrandpaEster November 6, 2011

Lick my jeer

To lick ones member or man genetail

Dave porter heard grant say lick my jeer

by Scotty too hottie February 16, 2015