Lappers

British public schoolboy term for a laptop computer.

"Lets go and log on to our lappers"

by Ed Pyke September 15, 2005

lapper

a person who has oral sex with a woman

He claimed he was an avid lapper but was an all around virgin.

by The return of Light Joker June 1, 2010

Lapp

A now-considered derogatory term for the Sami, a bunch of weird Eskimo-wannabes in Northern Finland.

Those Lapps are funny.

by Thou August 17, 2003

lapgasm

Ejaculating in your pants from a lap dance alone, without any direct stimulation of the penis.

I went to the strip club for lapgasms every night last week, now my pants glow whenever I go someplace with a black light!

by 4got2wipe March 4, 2015

Laptop Lesbian

A woman who can only give voice to her lesbian impulses on-line or via email.

Bonnie's such a tease. She's been sending hot emails to Sandy for weeks, but when they ran into each other at Matt's party, like nothing happened. Bonnie's a total laptop lesbian.

by Marty G. December 10, 2007

laptop

When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.
mod.
DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.

"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."

by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008

Lappy

Nickname of Los Angeles Kings forward Ian Laperriere. Can refer to anyone who likes to fight, talk shit, push people around, or has a horribly disfigured broken nose.

by JH March 14, 2003