jonesing 

1. to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something.

Made popular by the television show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

I'm jonesing for some chocolate.

jonesing by Paro May 19, 2005

mike jones 

a hard ass nigga from da h-town reppin swishahouse sup mike jones who? mike jones

u see i rep swishahouse
and show em my blue mouth
i got love fo da west da east and da southand fo da nawth-MIke Jones

mike jones by sadfasfdsaf September 8, 2004

joned 

it's like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d

1. you just got joned!
2. total jonezer man!!

joned by eBrian March 21, 2003

Dyke Jones 

A Very Very manly woman. A Lesbian of butch proportions

"Check out Dyke Jones over there"

"Dyke Jones lookin bitch is gonna beat your ass"

Dyke Jones by "B" to the "T" September 15, 2005

Jonesing 

When an MLB player gets signed a big contract or a contract in general and doesn't do jack shit for their team. Derived from Andruw Jones who signed a 2 year $45 million contract for the Dodgers and didnt do shit.

Juan Uribe with 2 World Series signed with the Dodgers is Jonesing it up with them in 2012 hitting .190

Jonesing by Alweeeezy August 4, 2012

Amanda Jones 

Amanda Jones is a beast that was thought to be killed off in the 1800s. But when the scene/emo era evolved, she was transformed into the body of a smelly, fat, hairy, teenager who wore skinnies and too-tight tanktops. She is often represented by a big circle with a cloud over the head, because drawing the real thing would curse you. Amanda Jones is an evil god (they do not even believe her to be a female) who has bad breath. People do not walk around Jenny Craig anymore because it was proven by ghost experts that Amanda Jones would spawn there and wreck havoc to anybodys eyes. People do not draw/google her anymore because her face would cause external/internal damage or bleeding.

Dude! That whale over there with lion hair sorta looks like Amanda Jones!

Amanda Jones by Rahamyyy December 25, 2009

Jonethan 

Very unique individual
Quiet

Very self conscious
Afraid to get their hearts broken
Good listener
Very emotional

"Jonethan, please speak up"

Jonethan by EasyABC123 December 20, 2016