Comfy jizz 

A jizz; that involves being pampered whilst you masterbate; the first person masterbates, whilst the second performs a relaxing activity, such as massaging the shoulders; washing the hair; or feeding ferrero rocher. The second person could be a lover, close friend or paid services.

Your playing call of duty, whilst wanking, and someone starts feeding you wagon wheels = Comfy jizz

Comfy jizz by Wolly_Jones May 25, 2011

When in Doubt...Jizz it Out 

It means to live in the moment, and when things start to worry you..just let it go..

When in Doubt...jIzz it out

When in Doubt...Jizz it Out by Axking May 30, 2010

phantom jizz 

this is where your jacking off and when you climax your so into it with your eyes rolled in the back of your head, you know you felt the jizz shoot from your dick but now you cant find where it went. and your frantically searching everywhere because you dont want your parents to accidentally find it.

phantom jizz

phantom jizz by 02tacomaman October 5, 2011

Nipple Jizz 

the way a dooshbag says titty milk.

dude when i was five i sucked stephen's moms nipple jizz.

Nipple Jizz by babysealclubber60969 March 3, 2011

Buck Jizz 

a type of drink used by coach Likness to get his Yankton Bucks in tip top shape; a secret mixture of many different potions to make the Bucks the best on the field. It is like Gaterdae but the effects are more powerful. BUCK PRIDE

Holy shit i drank too much Buck Jizz last night... Arlin got me too pumped for the game!

Buck Jizz by LickOnMyNuts March 9, 2012

Management jizz blanket 

a term used to describe the type of woman who sleeps with one or multiple members of the management team at her place of work. This is sometimes seen as behaviour common of those wanting a payrise or promotion, but this is not always seen to occur. It is often preceded by consumption of large amounts of alcohol and/or face stroking.

oh like some kind of management jizz blanket?

Management jizz blanket by Wisevalve November 6, 2010

Ultraviolet Jizz 

Ultraviolet Jizz is essentially jizz you cannot see.

Girl: did you do a blank one agen?

Boy: I swear I jizzed! Must have been Ultraviolet Jizz!

Ultraviolet Jizz by Dhadda2011 May 25, 2011