Italian Seizure

When a mime breaks down mid act

"she sucked my dick so hard it felt like i had an Italian Seizure"

by Bruh gamer 69 February 16, 2020

Smol Italian

A person of or accused of having Italian ethnicity that is also really smol

That Nate is such a smol Italian, look at that classical Italian ramen noodles

by Kuhl Penguin February 2, 2018

italian spinone

Often seen leaning on people, throwing slobber on ceilings, climbing on stuff like a mountain goat and giving out their love in Italian Spinone doggie bags.

"An Italian Spinone is the best breed of dog in the World. No one could ask for a more loving canine companion" - Heidi Anne Morris

by ItalianSpinoneGifts April 1, 2016

Italian Donut

When climaxing, pulling out and glazing your Italian partners butt hole / donut

In the heat of the moment Dave pulled out and gave Frank an Italian Donut

by BJSveno August 21, 2025

Italian Breadstick

When you have sex with one girl and with the same seasoned (unwashed) dick, have sex with another girl later on that day. Bonus if she blows it right after.

Phil: what happened with that girl you took home yesterday?

Carl: what do you think? I clapped her cheeks then surprisingly gave her sister this Italian breadstick early this morning.

by J. Daywalker July 18, 2020

italian moron

anyone named lino

that spugatz over there is an italian moron

by mr mcdickhead December 15, 2018

Italian motorboat

When a peice of pasta falls down your face, into your cleavage and gets stuck down your top.

Nimoe: you'll never guess what happened to me last week in England.

Jess: what!?

Nimoe: I was in a posh restaurant and had a really embarrassing Italian motorboat.

Jess: Lol.

by Nimoe July 20, 2016