A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.
Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.
by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018

by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022

by CarlyXxxL January 31, 2022

The guy Rob I’m dating whose penis is small but is confident and sexy about it so we make it work...
*mutual friend at work* You guys are so funny posting your silly pics of his butt.
Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
by Newmexicogirl505 February 3, 2018

by THe one man called jo jo simp March 9, 2021

When you piss off a boy and stop responding to his texts because you are not playing along with his game.
by SpicyTitRolll69 June 14, 2023

Person: Bro is that annson?
person: Yea i heard he had a small dick
person : go figure.....
( annson was asian btw )
person: Yea i heard he had a small dick
person : go figure.....
( annson was asian btw )
by lildickus_101 May 14, 2023
