Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.
Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.
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penis enlargement is for men with small peni (Derogatory)
penis enlargement is for men with small peni
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Mega small

“My boyfriend couldn't pleasure me bc his dick is mega small so i hooked up with his dad.
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Small “D” Boyfriend

The guy Rob I’m dating whose penis is small but is confident and sexy about it so we make it work...
*mutual friend at work* You guys are so funny posting your silly pics of his butt.

Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
by Newmexicogirl505 February 3, 2018
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small jewish child

is small and jewish
they are jewish and are in existence to make fun of
person A "small jewish child"
Person B -dies of funny-
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Small dick woman energy

When you piss off a boy and stop responding to his texts because you are not playing along with his game.
You not responding to me right now, is giving me small dick woman energy.
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Small Dick

Annson has the smallest dick known to man kind i should know i fucked it
Person: Bro is that annson?
person: Yea i heard he had a small dick

person : go figure.....

( annson was asian btw )
by lildickus_101 May 14, 2023
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