Skip to main content

hippopotomonstrosesquipedailophobia

It is described as the fear of long words.
I have hippopotomonstrosesquipedailophobia, and have a fear of words longer than about 10 letters.
mugGet the hippopotomonstrosesquipedailophobia mug.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Doctor, I think i have a fear of long words..
Sounds like a classic case of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
AHHHH!!!
Don't worry. It's highly treatable, unlike pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.
AHHHHH!!!!!
Are you afraid of needles?
No...? why?
Ok. Good. Because the cure is injected intravenously by a homeopathic-phlebotomotologist.
AAAAHHH!!!!!!!
I have the perfect specialist for you!
...who..?
Her name is Dr. An.-
*Phew!*

-T. disestablishmentarianism.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
She lives right by lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh, and her cousin lives at Taumata whakatangi hangakoauau o tamatea turi pukakapiki maunga horo nuku pokai whenua kitanatahu!
*dead*
by TheWorstDefiner May 4, 2024
mugGet the Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia mug.

Hippocrates

1. The "father of modern medicine." A Greek man who formed the basis for modern medical practice.

2. An egregious misspelling of "hypocrites."
Dumb person: Nothing I hate more than Hippocrates!
Rational person: What did the father of modern medicine ever do to you, man?
by Intelligence001 May 9, 2024
mugGet the Hippocrates mug.

Hippocampus

The hippocampus is simply that, the answer to the unanswerable.
That fabled question "where do the fatties study?"
Guy: where can I pick up fat students?

Dude: At the hippocampus
by Biker6676 May 25, 2024
mugGet the Hippocampus mug.

Hippopoglet

eg. A hippopoglet is born in water and can swim straight away.
by hippoglet fan September 11, 2024
mugGet the Hippopoglet mug.

hippocentaurumater

help what does this mean it manifested on my phones autocorrect
im so confused about this hippocentaurumater it appeared on my phone
by paprikapringles December 17, 2024
mugGet the hippocentaurumater mug.

Hippocridiot

A person who pretends to be ignorant or stupid for the purpose of pushing an agenda or keeping their useless but well-paying job.
Karine Jean-Pierre can't possibly be stupid enough to believe the things she says, she must be a "Hippocridiot".
by Winkiedoc December 30, 2024
mugGet the Hippocridiot mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email