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Fat Herman

Noun. A large, protruding vagina, sometimes thrust outwards, belonging to a certain individual who likes to display said vagina in tight ballet clothing and who very much enjoys the company of Skinny Ari. Also known as AV. Very unlikley to get some.
Danny: Did you see Fat Herman today?

Monica: No, but I do love it.

Danny: But I could have sworn it was here earlier...

Monica: No, Skinny Ari has it. I think he's taking Herman to the circus, actually.
by Hymen 1 and Hymen 2 September 25, 2004
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spaghetti fat

Adjective used to describe someone who is spiritually thicc but physically sticc
Damn, that Evelyn is spaghetti fat. She may be a skinny legend, but her personality is thicc af.
by eyeyeywyeye June 5, 2019
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fat papi

A very large man who is love and respected by many.

Papi which is Spanish for "papa" "papacito" meaning father or Daddy

A term of endearment and a boost to the overweight self esteem .

Key words
#Pelo #papichulo #Papi El'Grande
Pelo is the real Fat papi !
by Phat Papi January 19, 2017
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Fat Empowering

Encouraging "Morbidly Challenged" people, or more commonly known as Beluga Whale(s) (no disrespect to the whales of course, who are part of such a rare and beautiful set of species) into pursuing a self-destructive lifestyle with a diet based on donuts, cupcakes, spray cream, McDonald's and all the types of food, that, if consumed at an enormous amount, which these individuals most definetly are doing, lead to many health-related problems, such as Diabetes, High-Blood Pressure, Heart Disease, Sleep Apnea, Arthritis.....

Please keep in mind that anyone brainwashing these people into thinking they are beautiful and have no health problems whatsoever, in the name of pursuing happiness, are morons who believe society is the one setting the ideal healthy body standard, whereas anyone with a well-functioning brain can tell that it is nature itself.

These people do not think loving your body means taking care of it and not letting it turn into an Aircraft Carrier-sized body.

We shouldn't pretend fat people aren't fat because of feelings. And please stop claiming to be brave by showing your saggy tits whilst calling whores the skinny and beautifully breathtaking women that take action in the same procedure, which is a behavior that we are certainly very happy to welcome with open arms.

Side note: This body type tends to be associated with feminists, feminazis, social justice warriors, and people who think attack helicopter is not a gender in the whole 3-gendered spectrum.
Cisgender Straight White Male Pig: Yo, look at that fat bitch! She's gonna need a Walmart Fat-Scooter to move around for sure or she be rolling on the ground.
Level 100 Mafia White Knight Soyboy: Hey you cismale scum! Leave her alone! All morbidly challenged people are beautiful just the way they are! I stand for fat empowering!
Cisgender Straight White Male Pig: *shits on soyboy's head*
by subscribe to OMGitsBirdman February 26, 2019
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monounsaturated fat

A type of fat that literally no one knows how to read or spell.
They also probably have never heard of it before.
Person: Oh look I am eating monounsaturated fat! It says right here on the nutrition facts!
Other Person: That’s great, I don’t think anyone really cares.
by kpopFan19 August 8, 2018
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Fat Wank

When one eats a large quantity of food and proceeds to masturbate immediately afterwards.
"Great night last night, got in and ordered £60 worth of Chinese food and had a fat wank"
by RHUL Penrose January 21, 2019
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Rascal Fat

Reserved for those who used the motorized scooters solely because they're too fat to walk anywhere.
Boy: Can you believe that chick over there in the scooter?
Girl: She doesn't look sick. Just fat.
Boy: Yeah, she's rascal fat.
by No_Pseudonym June 14, 2013
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