Benny collins disease

A disease composed of random ailments, contracted by using another person's towel.

No Susie, don't use that towel! You'll get Benny Collins disease!

by BananaHammack4u December 1, 2016

stationaires disease

To design other peoples wedding invitations and not get paid...

I must have stationaires disease to let you get me to do your wedding invites for free!!

by ohh that was nice mummy! November 17, 2015

Poor Shooting Disease (PSD)

A basketball term where a team simply misses a ton of shots. This can be because the team is actually bad at shooting or because they are in a random shooting slump. PSD is not usually a terminal. Symptoms will start to wane and the team will eventually be healed. Their shooting averages will revert to normal. If the team is just bad at shooting basketballs, they will die a slow and painful death in the form of lost games due to PSD.

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Baller 1: Man, how do we keep losing these games? These teams are terrible.
Baller 2: I don't know man, I think it's a bad case of Poor Shooting Disease (PSD).

by wosh360 January 16, 2016

Skype Transmitted Disease

Skype Transmitted Disease or STD

Receiving a virus or a type of malware via skype.

Example: Bob was sent a file from him friend through skype and his friend said "Its so you can get free diamond on Minecraft!"

Oh Dear i think i have an STD (Skype Transmitted Disease)

by Bobhilleh January 21, 2016

Nostalgia’s Disease

A disease characterized by suddenly going back to things that one enjoyed in the past

After buying some Star Wars action figures I started suffering from Nostalgia’s Disease

by YuOfTheNight June 25, 2019

diseaseous

Bound to give you a disease if in contact or consumed.

Eating maggot cheese is diseaseous.
Or
That landfill is diseaseous, don’t touch anything!

by JSlice! June 29, 2019

New phones disease

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)

Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.

by Myzfyt July 25, 2019