Dave

Dave is the ultimate horn dog. Will bang all his ho exes. Breathe smell like horse sex. Silly lil cornball.

Person 1). Dude want to get dicked down.

Person 2) wat a fag, God tell him don't be such a DAVE!

by I'm that bitch Still o January 4, 2024

Done a Dave

Falling asleep with a girl instead of having sex

I Done a Dave last night

by Fairy princess 11 December 4, 2019

Dave Thier

The absolute smartest man on the face of the Earth!

Dave Their: I don't think Sony will announce the PS5 in February- posted February 29 by Dave Thier

Everyone: Why didn't I think of that.

by Barack. O. Bama March 2, 2020

Daving

To dave. Present tense of dave. Daved(past tense)

Daving someone is when you have a girl over and she gives you a blow job. You blow your load in her mouth without warning and kick her out of your room so that she has to sleep in the living room on your futon, cold and without any covers. That is the definition of "daving" someone.

by Beardedcap July 30, 2013

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.

Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."

by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024

Fuzzy Dave

A shot containing rye whiskey and peach schnapps. Usually cause for a good night as well as horrible memory loss.

Those Fuzzy Daves were the cause of my black out last night.

by IkeaBoy1987 November 4, 2010

Dave Strider

a Homestuck character.

hes like.. really awesome, okay?..

"Dave Strider has to be one of the best Homestuck characters out there."

by termina11yCapricious July 29, 2025