crack pants

noun--a person who splits their pants at a party and then comes back wearing their best friend's pants.

Where did Tyler go? Oh, he's a crack pants. Oh, what a wank.

by Ali May 26, 2004

crack-a-lactating

A term used when adressing a friend who might have large or enlarged nipples.

Hey Sasha, whats "Crack-a-lactating big nippler?"
To which he would only reply in a snide way.

by josepueblo July 24, 2008

crack attack

When a basehead goes through withdrawal and loses his or her shit.

Did you see the DMX show? Dude had a crack attack right up on stage!

by diasco June 10, 2004

Crack house

A house were drugs are used by junkies. The best place for a drug dealer to be because thats were his money is also known as the "house of pain"

"Fuck a trap house dats too hot we need to either post up in da back cuts or visit the Crack house"

by The cook up maN May 24, 2009

Crack Whore

Rock cocaine using prostitute.

Stevie Nicks is a crack whore.

by Nathan Nightingale September 27, 2006

Crack-a-lackin

what's up; thas some crazy shit

What crack-a-lackin; this party is straight crack-a-lackin

by Big Nasty October 12, 2003

Waiter's Crack

A compound formed from ass sweat and feces trapped in pubic hair of the male ass crack during periods of exertion. This term was coined by restaurant servers who frequently suffer from the condition. See also loin gravy.

A double shift at Chili's is a recipe for a wicked case of Waiter's Crack.

by Jake September 8, 2004