comeback-ulate

To "ejaculate" come backs all over someone as a verbal retaliation. A full blown attack of the tongue.

"If Bitch talks smack, I'm a "comeback-ulate" all over her grill."

"You come towards me talking shit, I will "comeback-ulate" all over your Facebook."

by Aychee F June 19, 2009

Comedian

Someone who makes people laugh at the expense of their will to live

Robin Williams and Louis C.K. Were good comedians because they both wanted to die badly.

by Nwsrocks January 4, 2018

Retard Comeback

When in an argument a person brings up something completely out of context that sounds like a good response or comeback in their head but is usually just out of the blue, usually isn't true, and completely irrelevant.

Oh God Tyson made another fucking Retard Comeback in the dm again. This time he said I'm bad a talking.

by Niggato 69 September 18, 2017

come off it

The action of a female who proceeds to have sexual intercourse with another. If a female is considered a slut she will naturally come off it much easier than someone who sucks and sits on it.

"Jennifer is really hot, but does she come off it?"

"Hey bitch, you comin' off that pussy or what?"

by A-Slam September 15, 2007

so come pinga

When a female driver cuts you off the rode, on the way to church, while you are driving at the speed limit and she is going 20 miles per hour under the speed limit, once at the red light she continues by looking at you like your crazy and then you are forced to strain your voice box and advise her of her new title. "So Come Pinga"

So come pinga aprende a manejar

by Batman Pastor June 10, 2008

johnny come lately

a man that has trouble getting his penis up.

mike had a johnny come lately moment tonight.

by amandaerinlauren February 15, 2007

come over

Using a comb to part hair over a balding area of the head; trying to hide what everyone knows is there.

See: Donald Trump
... *shutters*

by jacki May 30, 2004