cokecd

so drunk that you can't spell cocked.

im wicked cokecd dude

by kurt July 15, 2004

cokeabilly

a rockabilly kid who is a coke head.

"that kid at the Reverend concert was tweeking; what a cokeabilly."

"hey susie,stay away from tommys brother, he's a hardcore cokeabilly."

by SkylerCadaver October 12, 2007

Cokehead charlie

When someone snorts coke out of a girls vagina

Bob cokehead Charlied his neighbors daughter

by themexican59 March 21, 2008

cokebottle

When a girl does a handstand and sucks your dick

Leah gave me a cokebottle last night and it felt amazing

by Big boy66 March 1, 2018

skinny ass bitch named coker

A broke ass bitch who experiences the worst hangovers that any man has ever had to endure. Upon waking up, he takes an immediate dip, most of which goes everywhere, except his mouth. He has a tendency to chill in his "hangover cave" all day receiving blumpkins from passer's by and reading books on kama sutra.

Guy: Dude, what's up, you wanna go eat lunch?
Other: Nah man, I'm just gonna chill, I have a terrible hangover.
Guy: Man, fuck you dog, you're acting like that skinny ass bitch named coker.

by Jesse Logan July 28, 2008

jewcy cokes

A beverage consisting of Coke (or Diet Coke for the health conscious Jewcy chick) and sliced strawberries. You can improvise if necessary, but these ingredients are PURE Jewcy Coke. Can be enjoyed while watching Freaks and Geeks and eating chinese food; or even while grinding wit yo hoes.

"yo jewcy!"
"Say What?"
"Go make me some jewcy cokes slut bag!"
"Only if you put on the Freaks and Geeks"

by Lizardo January 27, 2006

Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.

"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"

by Charles October 14, 2004