Chrome Shark

Women who have sworn off men and exclusively date or interact with clankers/AI.

Ever since Becky got dumped, she has turned in to a chrome shark and won't leave ChatGPT alone.

by The-Vagilante September 28, 2025

chromebookiest

When something (or someone) is very comparable to the most reputable brand of something. could also be used to ship a couple.

Nahhh, MacBook!! You’re the chromebookiest!!!!!

Awww! you guys are the chromebookiest!!! :)

by gabrielistic October 31, 2025

chromebook

One of the most beautiful pieces of technology ever crafted. This thing will make your limp dick go erect, and steal your heart in the process. Then it'll drag your heart through the mud and leave you for the wolves to fester on your bishop. What the chromebook will do is lead you on for a whole year and then stab you in the heart. The chromebook is not to be trusted. But it will make you happy. Yet, the happiness will leave you about as fast as it entered your life. Chromebook.

john: oh man chromebook scary
chromebook: chromebook love you
john: oh no yay

by carsanchromebook November 7, 2025

ChromeOS

Computer matrix saturnus.

ChromeOS old school.

by Coalmining49 November 19, 2025

chrome

another way to say its chill

ur good bro its chrome

by TangyAsshole58 December 5, 2025

Chromebook

chromebook. an outdated pile of tech that's mostly used for school who have a shit budget, not to mention, they come with school spyware and ristrictions. comes with horrible keyboard and no caps or num lock, super slow, crappy system specs, and very limited support. and for a price of 500$, id rather get the worst windows laptop than that! (wrote this on a chromebook btw and the spacebar is trash thats not even pressible)

oh no, oh no!!! we have to grab a chromebook, this is just great...

Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!

me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree

friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!

me: wdym?

friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...

Me: FUCK SAKE!!!

by The Gen Z Dictionary December 15, 2025

Chromebook

chromebook. an outdated pile of tech that's mostly used for school who have a shit budget, not to mention, they come with school spyware and ristrictions. comes with horrible keyboard and no caps or num lock, super slow, crappy system specs, and very limited support. and for a price of 500$, id rather get the worst windows laptop than that! (wrote this on a chromebook btw and the spacebar is trash thats not even pressible)

oh no, oh no!!! we have to grab a chromebook, this is just great...

Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!

me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree

friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!

me: wdym?

friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...

Me: FUCK SAKE!!!

by The Gen Z Dictionary December 15, 2025